Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Island Time. Issue #51

This week I'm in Hawaii visiting my family, but wanted to share something I found recently...


Every few days since my video came out I check YouTube to see how many new views it has had.


You know, GUY STUFF.


Normally when I type in "Kyle Stevens" to find it, my video is the first thing you see. That is, with the exception of last Wednesday of course.


THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.


Now, not many people know this but my biological father was a body builder in Seattle for many years before moving to California. This is not a joke.


Done laughing? Good, I'll continue.


Like I was saying, he was a body builder and now makes a living as a personal trainer. After seeing this, I thought how ironic it was given my paternal history and how that could have been me should I have followed in my father's footsteps. Instead, I'll credit a long bout with pneumonia and a Pearl Jam cassette tape for my shortcomings...


I think upon seeing this I developed a fantasy of some long lost friend from high school finding that and thinking IT'S ACTUALLY ME. Too bad I couldn't materialize right then and there if it happened, but just thinking about it makes me happy.


Too bad if they did though...I look WAY better in a gray speedo.


Howlie Out,

KS

2 comments:

Elwood said...

GUY STUFF indeed.

Anonymous said...

The name Kyle Stevens was already taken by the guitarist in Bang Tango. So you might want to try being a bit more original cause I tell ya - you gusy are super different! He's so super cool!!

Not sure if you even know who Bang Tango is but they were a pretty popular 80's band with a few cd's under their belt. You look much too young to understand!